March 2012
Anonymous asked: Are you an insomniac or would you say you are sleep diprived?
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omfg diseased vaginas on my dash
idk…I just find it creepy if you track other people’s url tag..
I like asking people if they have hemorrhoids just to make them feel uncomfortable.
…The people who film porn…
…
I don’t even know.
Anonymous asked: Most awkward thing you've ever done?
harrattanblogs:
queeniman:
harrattanblogs started following you
imanimaniman i seriously have no idea how i unfollowed you
forreal
i saw queeniman reblogged blah blah blah and i was like da fuq doesnt that only show for people i don’t unfollow den ya
it ok
six types of love
Eros a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love
Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once
Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity
Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart
Mania obsessive love; experience great emotional highs...
I hate getting caked on my birthday. I absolutely despise it.
I’m trying to enjoy my cake which my mother probably bought for 30 goddamn dollars, while random guests smear my face with precious frosting. My birthday is coming up in June and I’m going to have a sign that says “Anyone throwing cake on the birthday girl will be fined 100$, no negotiations.”
That’ll...
Watchcorirnne:
oh my god the kid who just eats a piece of cake
omfg
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You message me to follow you.
I check out your blog.
“swag”
“yolo”
“I Type Like Dis”
Drake quotes.
E v e r y w h e r e.
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This girl was confused as to why Muslims clean themselves with water after using the bathroom and I told her this, “For example, you got a huge chunk of shit on your hand or you accidentally touched something with pee on it, would you take a piece of dry toilet paper, wipe your hand, and then go about your day?” She replied “Ew of course not!” I said “Whats the...
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I don’t get why some people spell “conceited” as conceded and “retarded” as retarted.
The way we treat the poor is disgusting
juthikaforpresident:
anticapitalist:
When there’s a poor person on the street asking for money, or help of any kind, the looks people give him/her are appalling. People are very skeptical. It’s been ingrained in people’s minds that poor people are only asking for money to pay for drugs or to buy beer. They’re only poor because they don’t work hard. And other shit like that. The poor are...
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February 2012
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Mothers logic: Do not smile on your wedding day otherwise people will think you’re excited to leave your family. Cry as much as you can so you look like a good daughter who is filial.
Sorry mom, but the last thing I’m gonna do is cry. I’m gonna have the biggest smile ever, so big that my ugly gums will show. How do you like that mama?
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incoherent-rants replied to your post: It’s funny. The people who put me through hell…
can i just hug you?
Virtual hugs are the best :]
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It’s funny.
The people who put me through hell last semester just asked if I wanted to join them at the movies on Thursday.
Did they all have a sudden wave of amnesia? Did they forget what they did to me? Or are they simply careless? I know they just enjoy my company, there really isn’t anything else there. No respect or loyalty, I’m just someone to have a good time with.
I’m so paranoid.
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