December 2011
bambi—slaughter said: I remember I cried in front of my friend a long time ago because I didn’t want to die some day.
I cry about that all the time.
You know,
I have a lot of fucking problems.
If you guys read my diary (el o el, I know) you would be like what the hell is wrong with this girl. Today I effing broke down crying in front of my friends and omg it was so embarrassing, I dunno where my cool went. I just felt so helpless, I kept blinking away the tears but damn they started coming down like a fountain and all my guy friends were like
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exhilarating said: It’s so bad that I laughed at this. But is he really insulin dependent or he’s just making a joke?
Yeah he really is, he has this iv pump under his shirt.
Mom: Iman
Me:
Mom: IMAN!!
Me:
Mom: You’re getting married to your cousin
Me: WHAT
Mom: Now that I’ve got your attention..
So my friend has diabetes so he made another facebook profile called insulin pump and now he’s in a relationship with it..
omg
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muhmuhmuhmobin:
i live in a ghetto neighborhood but i have a white qurl voice. how does that work /sadlyf
gpoy
So basically I told my mom that when (IF) I get married, I’m gonna ask my husband to take an STD test because I don’t know what the hell he’s been doing. My mom got so pissed and she was like wtf is wrong with you, how could you disrespect him like that?
Um hbn
Yo I’ve heard sooo many weird stories about men who hide shit about themselves and get married to these poor...
findingpeacewithin:
queeniman:
findingpeacewithin:
Okay, I’m obviously overruled.
It’s a t.
I always mess up pronounciations.
Since we’re on the subject….
Did you guys know that for years I wasn’t able to pronounce the rolling r in words like ‘bara’ (big) and ‘garee’ (car)
omg.
I used to humilate myself.
And for the trunk of a car, is it dikkee or diggee? I still don’t know.
Garee...
Anonymous asked: why are you having so many post marriage thoughts?
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findingpeacewithin:
Okay, I’m obviously overruled.
It’s a t.
I always mess up pronounciations.
Since we’re on the subject….
Did you guys know that for years I wasn’t able to pronounce the rolling r in words like ‘bara’ (big) and ‘garee’ (car)
omg.
I used to humilate myself.
And for the trunk of a car, is it dikkee or diggee? I still don’t know.
Garee is car in somali omg
I don’t get how you could just sleep with your husband on your wedding night and you don’t even know him that well.
Like da fuq.
Marriages that are usually good and lasting...
Is there a study done on this or..
Guys who dress nice.
maeemuna:
If you dress nice cum 2 me bby. I don’t care wtf you look like, honestly I go weak in the knees for a nice sense of style.
We gucci sonn, we gucci.
Butterflies aren't aware of the color of their own...
Butterflies are insects they don’t give a flying fuck whether they’re blue with polka dots or purple with stripes. All they want is to fucking fly around and fuck other butterflies, that’s it.
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I wanna know, CAN YOU SHOOOW ME? I WANNA KNOW...
Anonymous asked: How can you return a baby? hah
I’m only afraid of child birth because once you’re in labor, you can’t take it back. You can’t be like “Oh shit, I don’t wanna do this anymore” and like return the baby or something. You have to do it.
Fucking inevitable, just like dying.
onelesslonelyurl said: They also rip. Doctors have to cut an inch-ish…idk if it’s before or after labor tho.
cut
rip
tear
nope
my husband can give birth sorry.
yourhijabi-deactivated2012 asked: lol vaginas stretch iman
yourhijabi:
I thought if you prayed so hard. A light would shine from this cloud. Bam You could get pregnant. Like the baby would follow this golden light to the woman. Oh god. This was back when i was 8 tho.. I thought sex was making out haha
I thought that when I was like 5 but when I got older I became perverted.
My grandma complimented my hips.
She said I’m ready for child birth.
God rest her soul
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YES HALIMA I TOOK BIO
gha-lia said: my mom had two c-sections and she’s still in pain occasionally after 10 yrs, naturally sounds worse but it’s probably better lol
Really? My mom had one, she said she didn’t even feel it and she’s fine. I think it gives you back pain though right?
exhilarating said: Dilation… just like your eyes can get wider, so can your vagina.
HOW BIG?
EXACTLY.
Okay sooo this is kinda tmi but when I was in 5th grade I thought the guy would pee into the girl and that’s how she go pregnant so yeah.
lol
How does a baby come out tho
damn
why all this pain
why
Might as well just have a c-section.
muslimmafia said: you mean samhaj ai?***
Lol that’s how you say it in Urdu?
When I was little I used to think kissing was haram because everytime it came on tv, my mom would make me close my eyes.
yourhijabi said: your boobs get bigger
block
cervellokaori said: never getting pregnant ever One pro, 100 cons.Oh yea, and the fact that you’re bringing a life into the world, lool I totally forgot about that.
Anonymous asked: yes where ARE you learning all this Urdu?
So when you’re pregnant your organs move or what?
help
can’t get up
Me: Shave your daari Awais.
Awais: Who is teaching you all this urdu
